moriment:

idk ‘_’

moriment:

idk ‘_’

headlikealamb:

Samantha and Geronimo

There are moments of extreme sadness that only a true love’s kiss can make go away, or, a dog double dutching excitedly.

haisukka:

tick tock
aradia speedpaint

haisukka:

tick tock

aradia speedpaint

haisukka:

tick tock
aradia speedpaint

haisukka:

tick tock

aradia speedpaint

sportsgoth:

"wow I’m really stoked to see what this 9th grader has to tell me about how the real world works"

- me every single time I come on this website

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

lucyliuism:

g0thamsreckoning:

oh my gOD 

i hAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 29834798234 YEARS

lucyliuism:

g0thamsreckoning:

oh my gOD 

i hAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 29834798234 YEARS

(Source: timkarinn)

i’m about to play the hearthstone update and i’m so excited it looks so good
i am nerd trash

honeydewnior:

So there’s something I need to come clean about.

I few months ago, I had plugged my phone into my computer and found that an explicit photo of an ex was still on the sd card, after I’d deleted it off the phone when we had broken up, when it auto-transferred everything over. At this time I was off of my medication and not in the right state of mind at all, but that still doesn’t excuse the fact that I shared that photo with another person and mocked my exes appearance in it.

I am not excusing myself at all. I acted disgustingly and I would never do anything like this again and if I had the confidence with confrontation I would have told the ex straight away but that doesn’t excuse that I should have deleted it straight away without any further action.

I am not excusing my actions. I did something terrible and hurtful that I am disgusted by and I apologise. Despite the fact that I’m now recovering from my illness, back on medication and receiving help, it doesn’t mean that I should be excused for it.

I am sorry.

unfollow me. this was a disgusting thing to do and this so-called apology is full of self-pity. you’re fuckin’ gross. 

nottestella:

captainkade:

talkativevantas:

crowsing:

dask-kikira:

dask-kikira:

DAD EGBERT HAS A CANON NAME.  LOOK.  FUCKING LOOK.  A LETTER ADDRESSED TO MAPLE VALLEY WASHINGTON WITH ATTN: SERIOUS BUSINESS.  DAD HAS A CANON NAME.
DR. DAVID BRINNER.  FUCK
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002793

GUYS IM PUSHING THIS FUCKING SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS MEANS JOHN IS ADOPTED THOUGH.


yeah

diddid you guys forget dad egbert literally picking up and taking in john after his meteor squashed nanna


dudes, this a reference to another webcomic (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/DrBrinnerGhostPsychiatrist). he’s implied to be one of the egbert’s neighbors. dadbert ain’t got a canon name.

nottestella:

captainkade:

talkativevantas:

crowsing:

dask-kikira:

dask-kikira:

DAD EGBERT HAS A CANON NAME.
LOOK.
FUCKING LOOK.
A LETTER ADDRESSED TO MAPLE VALLEY WASHINGTON WITH ATTN: SERIOUS BUSINESS.
DAD HAS A CANON NAME.

DR. DAVID BRINNER.
FUCK

http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002793

GUYS IM PUSHING THIS FUCKING SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS MEANS JOHN IS ADOPTED THOUGH.

yeah

did
did you guys forget dad egbert literally picking up and taking in john after his meteor squashed nanna

dudes, this a reference to another webcomic (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/DrBrinnerGhostPsychiatrist). he’s implied to be one of the egbert’s neighbors. dadbert ain’t got a canon name.

shinyumbre0n:

WHO DOESNAE KEN HOW TO WASH THEIR BLADE AFTER SLAYIN A TITAN?

DISGUSTEN

Dave
Anonymous

character: hate them | don’t really care |like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with: john! and jade! 

brotp: beta brotp!

general opinions: i find dave so cute u//u he’s a lil weenie and i just want to cuddle him a whole bunch

aradia B)
aradiab0t

character: hate them | don’t really care |like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with: sollux u//u (and broradia 4 lyf)

brotp: s ollux again?? i ship them flushed and pale

general opinions: aradia is robyn robyn is aradia

Jean
Anonymous

character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with: mikasa and armin i guess??

brotp: like all of the survey corps their combined dynamic gives me life

general opinions: he’s a gay wee shitebag

Dirk
Anonymous

character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with: jake and john

brotp: r oxy

general opinions: i relate so much to dirk it’s so fuckin lame like. rip.